The King's Court

[adrian]

Ughh... I don't find his bitchy confessionals all that smart or funny at all. They seem forced and to me they fall flat - but he is not as bitchy as Jacob, or as obnoxious and self-entitled as Sassy, so he seems bearable by comparison.

For me, he is like Brian Heidik. I hated him throughout Survivor: Thailand and I was rooting for his downfall - but then, as it got closer to the end, I realized that there were no other players left who were as worthy of the title as he was. Right now there are still some players I enjoy left in this game, but at this point, I feel like it would be a very sad ending to this season if he does not win.

Kurtis actually deserves to win it all for his smart game-play and outrageously amazing social skills. I could not care any less for his try-hard confessionals, obligatory cattiness and lousy attitude - but everything else about him makes him one of the most fascinating players I have ever watched in a game of Survivor - ORG or the real show...

Count me in, I guess.

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PS: Still throwing my MVP votes elsewhere until his attitude changes...

[Ju1ce]

lol I really don't think Kurtis tries hard to be bitchy or forces anything in his confessionals. His wit flows freely from his fingertips imo. Now you want to see a try hard confessional full of annoying crap despite all the good game info... read Cody's again.

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[jeffrey]

Seriously Kurtis is a 100% ~natural~ bitch. Not that I care either way, like... hello, the biggest forced bitch in this game is JACOB. Though once again it's the depraved bitches from the southern hemisphere bitching about him too.

[adrian]

Me and Kieran being depraved bitches from the Southern Hemisphere is what made you love us in our original seasons

[jeffrey]

So true. Those reverse swirling toilet bowls are CHANGING y'all though T_T

[adrian]

But to us, your toilets swirl in reverse...

[jeffrey]

No, we have no accents and our toilets are normal and we drive on the correct side of the road.