FIVE, GOLDEN RINGSSSS

[Cody]

okay damn, i am falling behind. First of all, Dashon gettin booted is the most idiotic, frustrating thing to date.

I literally wanted to claw my eyes out, it was the PERFECT plan to get Jacob out! 3 votes on dashon and he got the idol, then tie on slayer and jacob. If Bryan and TQ voted with Dashon against Jacob BOOM life would be damn perfect. but NOOOOOO stupid idiots gotta be stupid and get themselves pulled from the game. U G H.

THEN IF THATS NOT BAD ENOUGH WE GET A DAMN AUCTION. Yeah fuck that, so stupid, i was damn pissed.

okay gonna answer those fun questionnaires 

[Cody]

Quick note before auction confessional, i freaking hate john.

So i think two days ago, he told me on aim that he wanted to talk to me. it was about the chat that Kurtis had posted, and that he 'wanted to take care of it' or something like that. Excited that John may have wanted to work with me, i awaited for him to talk to me that night. After awhile, i sent a message saying 'did you want to talk to night?' completely and utterly ignored. how fucking rude. go fuck yourself

then the next day i was all 'so i guess you didnt want to talk' and he said that someone from my tribe was trying to get people from his tribe to vote for him. i was actually shocked! bc the plan i heard was they were getting slayer and dashon to vote for jacob or sassy... so i was genuinly confused. i then asked who was doing that from my tribe... ignored. Then a '?' ignored. Then that night 'so are you ignoring me for a reason or..?' and ignored again.

Yeah he aint sunshine an roses folks, he's a prick. whatever.

[Cody]

ughhhhhhhhhhhh and now the auction, how fucking awful is it? r u d e. I hate powers

i immeiately decided i wanted the Skylar vote thing, since i totally should have gotten it! grr. but yeah anyway, i really wanted that or the rock. Bryan told me he was going for the rock so i was like meh ok i wont then.

Then me and Billy were talking, and i offered that i really wanted to work with him and joe and rich, like badly. an we talked about the auction, and i said we should all bid on diff things. I immediately made sure i bid on Skylars aid, and had Billy do the rock, so either way someone with me would get the rock. Joe was bidding on the steal and cracks i think. And TJ told me he was going for the slugs and some other secret items. TQ then told me he wanted to go for the express pass since he is moving or something. idk.

SO THE BIDS GO IN AND I GET SKYLARS AID WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <3 im so so soooooooooooooooo pumped!

AND NOT ONLY THAT JOE GOT THE STEAL (WHICH IF YOUR NOT AWARE TAKES ALL THE GODDAMN PESOS FROM SOMEONE!) AND BILLY GOT THE ROCK <3333333333333333333333333333333333

THIS IS HEAVEN.

Literally with joe an billy's powers we can all vote for someone without worrying about them bidding on an idol. ughhhh total jizz puddle around me. I totally thought this auction would fuck me, but oh has it made love to me.

I am beyond happy i talked to Billy yesterday and made sure he knew i was with them. this. is. glorious.

[Cody]

Also. I LOL at this so hard. Right so you guys posted our peso amounts and billy goes

'I'm assuming you got MVP too?'

ROFLLLL. Well thank for telling me you got MVP Billy

And then TJ said the exaaaact same thing! Baha. Do people not usually get 10/10 for confessionals...? Lol. But yeah I thought it was so funny two/three MVP winners are all 'omg you won too!' Thanks for posting those amounts! ^.^

[Cody]

this was yesterday, i lol'd:

Billy iSurv
annnnnnd we got immunity!
quite lovely
Cody's icon
life is gooooood
Billy iSurv's iconBilly iSurv
it pays off to be Aguila i guess
Cody's icon
hehe. right? ;D
Billy iSurv
Its totally like the harry potter houses
cause green is absolutely like slitherine
Cody's icon
IKR?! LOOL. so true



GO GO GRYFFINDOR, GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

[Cody]

OMG SLAYER WENT HOME, WHAT A GREAT MOVE, THAT HELPS ME SO MUCH.

shit nobody said.

[Host Sandy]

LMAOOOOOO ugh cody

[Cody]

whatt? lol

[Host Sandy]

I'm sorta not sober and that made my laugh.

[Cody]

CHEERS!!!!!!

but seriously, bitches be dumb.