Episode Five - Buying a Vote

[John]

My apologies for slacking on confessionals this round.  Real life, ya dig?  I promise one is coming after work.  I've named this episode as a teaser for you.

[John]

I suck. I know. This is not going to be the confessional you guys deserve. I'm going to give you the Cliff's Notes version. The TL;DR.

• Bryan bid on the black rock but lost it (he thinks Cody has it and lied to him about not bidding on it)
  
• Sassy bid on the steal and was told she won it, but then was later told she didn't
  
• Jacob bid on some crack but didn't get it either
  
• I bid on coffee & donuts and the peso power and won both
  
• I intend to use the peso power to help Kurtis bid on an idol if he ever needs it on Aguila
  
• Our tribe did not win tribal immunity
  
• Zavi won blessings from alumni and the express pass
  
• I intend to later guess how many pesos people now have based on the bids
  
• T.Q. and I are working closely together here
  
• Sassy announced that she would outbid Slayer for the idol at TC so that he is not immune
  
• The rest of us are supposed to vote for Slayer
• I think Bryan believes this plan, and maybe even Sassy
• Jacob told T.Q. to in turn tell me that he will give some extra pesos to Slayer to outbid Sassy
• At this time, Jacob will also tell Slayer to vote for Bryan
• T.Q. and I don't want to vote out Bryan for reasons I've stated before
• T.Q. asked Slayer to vote for Sassy instead and offered to give him extra pesos
• Slayer would rather vote Sassy than Bryan, but also worries about me because he thinks I could be close to Bryan
• I'm doing my best to allay Slayer's fears, but I may have to throw a vote at Sassy myself
• I intend to post game conversations either when I get home tonight or tomorrow morning